Posting again today, becuase it's too funny not to, and too long for facebook:
Brother (4 yrs old): "Bethy, Beth... Bethy BETH BETH!"
Me: "What?" (I'm slow to answer becuase I know his response is going to hurt my head.)
Brother: "Joey is pretending to be a horse, and he's not a horse."
Me: "So. Thats the idea of pretend."
Brother: "Well, ummm... he's not very good at, even pretending. You should tell him to stop."
Me: "No. Leave him alone."
Brother: "Okay, but he's gunna hurt himself."
Me: "Hello Advil..."