Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Fun With Words

Danny (to his sandwich): I'm going to rip your big butt off.
Me: ?! We don't talk like that in my house.
Ben: I will say big butt outside. Not inside. Not nice inside. Only outside.
Danny (To me): Okay mom.
Danny (to his sandwich): I like your big butt.
Me: ?! We don't say "big butt" at all in this house.
Danny (to me): Oh, that's what you mean.
Me: I'm glad we've had this conversation.
Danny (to his sandwich): I'm going to rip off your big crust!
Me: ?!

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